B PrOud!

[desertions]

Me and my friend Gab were goofing off and came up with this...

Be PrOud!

What my mother dun know won't hurt her
Like the way I look at girls
Yeah, I'm a lesbian... right.
I just like variety, that's all
Like instead of Swiss cheese or American..
I go for provolone
And I'm proud

Proud of my elite taste buds
Proud like the frog that fucked the log
Proud like the woman who married a dying rich guy
Proud like the guy stealing your mom's purse
Proud like the guy stealing your brother's virginity
Proud like the slave who loves captivity
Proud like the master who got a new crop

Yeah... we iz be proud
Cause we're having a love affair...
With girls and cheese
And cheese and girls
But mostly just cheese
Yeah

Cheese turns me on
More than multiple guy orgies
Cheese turns me on
More than multiple guy orgies
More than yogurt and whips
More than chocolate and blood
More than bondage with a sweet kiss
More than a kiss with sweet bondage

Yeah, I love my cheese
And my cheese...
It loves me
It even proposed
Yeah, Cheese can propose

But it made my girlfriend jealous
Ah well
We can go to Saudi Arabia
Or Utah
Where cheese can have multiple wives
Where cheese is free
To fuck its mindless slaves
Like Me

Yeah, Cheese owns us
Even though we bought it
We worship it
Worship cheese
You're cheese's whore
And you're proud

Proud of your elite taste buds
Proud like the frog that fucked the log
Proud like the woman who married a dying rich guy
Proud like the guy stealing your mom's purse
Proud like the guy stealing your brother's virginity
Proud like the slave who loves captivity
Proud like the master who got a new crop

Just like me
After all who doesn't love cheese
Possibly Bush
But he doesn't count
Bush is a shit-eater

We like cheese
And we like each other
Covered in cheese
We lick it off
And pour it on

And we're proud
That we're having a love affair
With cheese
Be proud!

Be Proud of your elite taste buds
Be Proud like the frog that fucked the log
Proud like the woman who married a dying rich guy
Proud like the guy stealing your mom's purse
Proud like the guy stealing your brother's virginity
Proud like the slave who loves captivity
Proud like the master who got a new crop

Be proud

Be proud of me
And be proud of cheese!

To you non-cheese-eaters of America
I am the corrupter of all your cows
I am the world as of now!

Eat cheese
Or die!

Cause cheese will kill its enemies
And rule the world, with me at its side

Because it is only cheese we please
And it is only we that cheese pleases
We're its bitches
And like we said...
We're proud

Proud like my elite taste buds
Proud like the frog that fucked the log
Proud like the woman who married a dying rich guy
Proud like the guy stealing your mom's purse
Proud like the guy stealing your brother's virginity
Proud like the slave who loves captivity
Proud like the master who got a new crop

Did I mention I'm a scitzo?
Cool, ne?