Paranoia Meme Stolen From Like...Everyone

Paranoia meme.
List things you want to say to people but know you never will. Don't say who they are. (And don't ask me which one you are, because I won't tell.) 

( Cause I Have Nothing Better To Do At Work 8D )

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Now I remember why I don't like answering the phone here D:
It's awkward when someone threatens to hurt themselves just because their doctor can't talk to them right now ._.