desertions: (funny)
Katiepants ([personal profile] desertions) wrote2006-01-05 07:44 pm

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Dear Mouth,
Constant pain and bleeding is not my idea of fun
I'd expect this from my uterus, but not you
Please cease and desist ASAP

No love for you, Katie

Dear Vicodin,
You may of cost me fourteen dollers because for some reason,
My insurance doesn't want to cover psycriptions,
But you were well worth the cost.

Love, Katie