the_unvictim's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 7% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 04:56:27 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 05:51:50 PM

Alco Money! : $ 304

Guests of Honour

ew_younerd is an up-tight Liberal Christian who makes Idi Amin look like a frustrated baby who hasn't been winding before bo-bo.

ew_younerd drank 1 Vodka.

no_martyr is a jaunty Hindu.

no_martyr drank 2 Pilsners, 2 Whiskeys, 1 Tequila, 3 Sherrys.

the_unvictim is a bouncy Taoist and a newbie boozer.

the_unvictim decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

quatregael is an enthusiastic Hindu and a newbie drinker.

quatregael drank 18 Vodkas, 1 Bloody Mary.

nitrogenized is a pleasant Agnostic and a serious booze-hound.

nitrogenized drank 3 Cosmopolitans, 1 Aligator Bite, 3 Cognacs, 3 White Russians.

coyotesong is a radiant Atheist and a main-stay at their local bar.

coyotesong drank 4 Whiskeys, 2 Brandys, 3 Bloody Marys.

wolfie06 is an upbeat Muslim.

wolfie06 drank 15 Stouts, 1 Red Wine, 2 Cosmopolitans.

byewonderland is a stricken Atheist.

byewonderland drank 7 Pernods, 6 Brandys, 3 Pilsners, 2 Absinthes, 1 Brandy.

ald_fan_girl is a compulsive Liberal Christian.

ald_fan_girl decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

kaleidoscopics is a repugnant Liberal Christian and an all around space cadet who's mind has been destroyed by beer over the years.

kaleidoscopics decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

nakano_hiroshi is an offensive Fundementalist Christian who would sell their soul for one night of passion with Hitler.

nakano_hiroshi decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

Sick!

Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 3 portions in fact!

Fights

nakano_hiroshi is currently sueing coyotesong for $1,000,000 after the Atheist reportedly shouted 'nakano_hiroshi! Your God reeks of shit! Your Church reeks of shit! You reek of shit! You are full of shit!'.

Lovers

SEX BOMB! SEX BOMB! kaleidoscopics is most definately ald_fan_girl's bomb of sexness!

The Drunkest

quatregael - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!"

Random Events

wolfie06 moaned continually throughout the evening, calling ew_younerd a dirty sober bastard. ew_younerd
proceeded to beat wolfie06 with a claw hammer.

According to coyotesong you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.

Happy New Year!

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