It's All The Stupid Things, So Damn Confusing To Me

[desertions]

I did not realize that when I signed up for this trip that it would be retarded high school social politics all over again.

Also, I have not gotten my period since I got here, and there's no way I could be preg-

Wait.

Maybe I'm carrying the next JESUS :O

Shit.

We're all screwed.